Police respond to 911 complaint about vehicle parked on lawn of apartment building. Officer finds client sitting behind wheel of car, keys in ignition, eating McDonalds food. Vehicle is well onto lawn with tire tracks leading back across lawn, over curb and sidewalk into public way. Police allege driver failed field sobriety tests after asking officer if he could “take a piss” before starting. Defense cross exam establishes officer failed to record any other statements made by client during long field interview and that police never investigated possibility that another driver left car on lawn. Not guilty verdict following trial.