Why Experience Matters: Knowing the Courts

There are plenty of DUI attorneys out there. Each one has a different level of experience and a different way of handling cases. Some attorneys try to simply negotiate a plea in every case. We are not that firm.

At Bowser Law, we pride ourselves on fighting for the citizens accused of a crime. We take cases to trial to fight for the best possible result for our clients. When you decide to fight, experience matters. Attorney Bowser’s results prove his success.

In this blog series, we will detail some examples of how experience makes a difference in DWI/OUI cases.

Today we will look at Knowing the Courts.

Every Court is Different and Knowing how to Navigate Each Court is Important
Each court has a unique character. Judges are human and each of them has a different way of thinking and a different way of approaching cases. For example, some judges have a better understanding of scientific evidence and want to hear the details. Other judges would rather hear a summary of the science.

There is also a difference in how judges want arguments structured. Knowing what a judge expects can mean the difference between having your argument heard and having it dismissed.

This is where experience plays a big part. Over 25 years, Attorney Mike Bowser has tried hundreds of cases in Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Maine. Attorney Bowser is not a “paperwork attorney”. He is a trial lawyer and spends the majority of his time in court on behalf of his clients. This in-person experience is irreplaceable. Any lawyer can Google search the laws. Very few can confidently stand in court and make their arguments heard productively.

If you have been charged with a DWI/OUI and want to fight your case in court, please call 888-414-9202 today for your free case consultation. Your case deserves an aggressive defense and Attorney Bowser is ready for a fight.

What to do if you get pulled over for OUI this holiday season

The holiday season is time for the family, festivities, feasting, and getting pulled over for OUI.

Cops know more people travel and so they often set up OUI Checkpoints and ramp up patrols. Inevitably, many arrests are made. If you find yourself in the unfortunate situation of getting pulled over for an OUI in Massachusetts, follow these four points.

  1. SHUT UP!
    The cops are not there to help you. They are there to make arrests. You will not be able to talk your way out of an OUI by saying, “I only had one drink.” What will happen is that you will give away details that can be used in court against you. Remember, “anything you say can and will be used against you.” The less you say, the less they have against you.
  2. Refuse the Roadside Tests
    At roadside, the cops will try to force you to perform a series of tests known as the Standardized Field Sobriety Tests (SFST). These tests are not reliable and are not specific to intoxication. For example, there are many reasons why someone would stumble when asked to stand on one leg such as medical reasons, obesity, old age, and general clumsiness. The SFSTs are optional and you cannot be penalized for not taking them. However, once again, you will only be giving the police more evidence against you if you perform poorly.
  3. Write Down the Details
    Details win cases. The more information you can gather the better. Where were you before the arrest? Was there anyone with you who could serve as a witness? What questions did the officer ask you? Write things down while they are still fresh in your mind.
  4. Get an Experienced Trial Lawyer
    In Massachusetts, if you want to fight your OUI charges, you need an attorney who is a heavyweight in court. You need an attorney who will fight and not look for the easy way out. If you are serious about your future, call Bowser Law at (888) 517-3482. Attorney Mike Bowser has decades of trial experience and knows the scientific angles needed to challenge the evidence against you.

The absolute worst thing you can do is delay. Indecisiveness will only make matter worse. There are many pieces of evidence like surveillance video evidence that get destroyed if you don’t request it in a timely manner. Get your life back on track by calling Bowser Law today.

Are the Standardized Field Sobriety Tests Reliable?

One of the ways police officers screen for drunk drivers is to administer the Standardized Field Sobriety Tests (SFSTs). These are a series of three tests:

  1. The one leg stand – in which the driver is instructed to stand steadily on one leg
  2. The walk in turn – in which the driver is supposed to walk a straight line, turn and walk a straight line again
  3. The horizontal gaze nystagmus (HGN) –  in which the driver is instructed to follow the finger of the officer with their eyes

The question then arises: “Are these tests reliable?”

In many instances, the answer is no. There are many reasons why a person may not be able to stand on one leg steadily for example. Here are some common scenarios to illustrate this:

  1. A woman wearing high heels
  2. Someone who has medical issues with their knee and cannot be stable on one leg
  3. Someone who is heavyset
  4. Someone who is clumsy
  5. Any one of us because we never practice standing on one leg – EVER

Unfortunately, the observations made in these roadside tests are often presented by the officer as proof of your impairment. A good lawyer will argue that the observations the office made were not the result of alcohol impairment, but in fact had another explanation.

If you have recently been pulled over for OUI or DWI and were asked to perform the Standardized Field Sobriety Tests, please call us now at (888) 526-9737. At Bowser law, we will examine your case and formulate a strategy to protect your rights. People who can’t afford a DUI trust Mike Bowser.

Are Portable Breath Tests Reliable?

I get a lot of questions about the portable breath tests. Police officers use these devices at roadside to see if a driver is “over the limit”. But are these devices even accurate?

These inexpensive devices are notoriously inaccurate and can over report your BAC greatly. There are a few reasons for this.

Issue #1: Residual Mouth Alcohol

One of the issues with the portable breath tests (PBTs) is that it is susceptible to over reporting due to “residual mouth alcohol”. This is the alcohol that is still in the mouth after a drink. The device will see that as a high concentration of alcohol and over report the BAC, even though that level of alcohol is not present in the blood. This is a big issue that is common with these devices.

Issue #2: They Detect other Forms of Alcohol

PBTs can’t tell the difference between ethanol and other chemicals that have similar properties. This is why if you were using a paint thinner, hand sanitizer, nail polish remover, mouthwash and many other substances, the PBTs can over report your BAC.

Issue #3: They are not Specific to Alcohol

Many common substances, which have no similarity to ethanol, can also cause an inflated BAC reading. There have been tests done that show even simple foods like white bread can cause a reading on these devices.

If you have recently been pulled over for OUI or DWI and believe the PBT showed an inflated reading, please call us now at (888) 526-9737. At Bowser law, we will examine your case and formulate a strategy to protect your rights. People who can’t afford a DUI trust Mike Bowser.

I Got an OUI! What’s Next? Trial Day

Getting an OUI is scary. For many people, it is the first time they have been in trouble and they don’t know what to expect. In this series of blog posts, we will take a look at the various court events and hearings you can expect when fighting an OUI case in Massachusetts.

Previously, we have covered:

  1. Arraignment
  2. Pretrial Conference
  3. Compliance & Election
  4. Motions

In this post we will explain the next event: Trial Day

What to expect during an OUI Trial in Massachusetts

On the day of your trial, you should arrive at court by 8:45am and should be dressed in formal attire such as a business suit or similar clothes. It is very important that your arrive before this time and look presentable in front of the Court. It is also important that you remain quiet and calm. Unless you specifically request to testify, it is likely that you will not speak at all that day. If you do have to testify, then your attorney will have briefed you and prepared you beforehand.

You and your lawyer will sit together and select a jury of 6 people (for misdemeanor cases) that you believe will be most fair and unbiased. After jury selection, the trial begins with Opening Statements. Both your attorney and the DA will present the basis for their cases.

Then, the DA will have witnesses take the stand and testify about what happened on the day of the incident. Your lawyer will cross-examine those witnesses and do his/her best to make each witness less credible. An experienced trial lawyer will know what questions to ask and what angles to take to show the jury that the evidence and testimony against your is doubtful.

After the DA’s witnesses have testified, the Defense is given the opportunity to present their own witnesses, which the DA will then cross-examine. Once witness testimony is complete, both sides will present Closing Arguments. After closing arguments, the judge instructs the jury in the law and jury deliberations begin. This is when the jury will meet to review the case and return with a verdict.

When the verdict is returned, if it is “not guilty,” your case will be over and you leave.

However, if you are found “guilty,” the judge will issue your sentence. If mandatory jail is included in the sentence, you should expect to go into custody immediately after the trial. If a license loss is a penalty of your offense, you should expect your license to be confiscated and you will not be able to drive home. Therefore, it is important that you plan accordingly!

You came all the way to trial because you intended to fight these charges against you. Don’t show up to court with an under-prepared, inexperienced attorney. Some people make the mistake of just choosing a cheap lawyer. Normally, a cheap lawyer does little to prepare your case.

At Bowser Law, we want to protect you and the best way to do that is to fight with every inch the law allows. We look critically at the evidence and use our experience and scientific knowledge to help fight these charges.

At this point, the best thing you can do for yourself is get the right legal help from an experienced trial lawyer. If you want to fight, call Bowser Law now for your free consultation: (888) 526-9737. Remember, people who can’t afford a conviction chose Mike Bowser.

I Got an OUI! What’s Next? Motions

Getting an OUI is scary. For many people, it is the first time they have been in trouble and they don’t know what to expect. In this series of blog posts, we will take a look at the various court events and hearings you can expect when fighting an OUI case in Massachusetts.

Previously, we have covered:

  1. Arraignment
  2. Pretrial Conference
  3. Compliance & Election

In this post we will explain the next event: Motions Hearing

What to expect during a Motions Hearing for an OUI case in Massachusetts

Depending on the evidence in your case, your attorney may request a hearing on a motion. Typically, motions may include a Motion to Suppress Statements, Motion to Suppress Stop, Motion to Suppress Exit Order. The purpose of these motions is to exclude evidence that hurts you in a trial. Your attorney will argue as to why these motions should be granted by the court. This can only happen if your attorney critically studies the evidence and shows the court why this evidence should not be entered into the trial.

The DA will call witnesses (usually police officers) to testify about what they believe happened on the day of the incident. Your lawyer will ask that witness questions in a cross-examination. If your motion is “allowed” by the judge, the evidence that you sought to suppress will be excluded in your trial.

Some motions are dispositive, and will result in your case being dismissed (ie. Motion to Suppress Stop). Other motions will suppress key evidence which will help your position going into a trial.

Motions hearings are very important and this is where a good attorney will show their mettle. Unfortunately, it is at this stage when many clients realize they chose an inexperienced lawyer who is in over their head with this case. Don’t suffer this fate. Do your due diligence when choosing an attorney and make sure you choose one who is experienced in OUI trials and knows the science behind the chemical tests and can challenge them in court.

If you want an experienced, professional, no-nonsense lawyer by your side, then call Bowser Law now for your free consultation: (888) 526-9737. Remember, people who can’t afford a conviction chose Mike Bowser.

I Got an OUI! What’s Next? Compliance & Election

Getting an OUI is scary. For many people, it is the first time they have been in trouble and they don’t know what to expect. In this series of blog posts, we will take a look at the various court events and hearings you can expect when fighting an OUI case in Massachusetts.

Previously, we have covered:

  1. Arraignment
  2. Pretrial Conference

In this post we will explain the next event: Compliance & Election (C&E) Hearing

What to expect during a Compliance & Election Hearing for an OUI case in Massachusetts

This court date is approximately 30 days after your pretrial conference (PTC). During your PTC, your attorney should have demanded discovery of the evidence that the District Attorney has against you. This evidence may include dash cam videos, police reports, the results of your chemical test, medical reports, etc.

During the Compliance & Election hearing, your lawyer will ensure that the DA has complied with the discovery demands and has properly furnished all of the evidence they have collected against you. This is every important because successfully defending an OUI case starts with a critical examination of the evidence and then showing why that evidence does not support a conviction against you.

Also during this hearing, your attorney will request the next court date for a motions hearing or for a jury trial.

At Bowser Law, we want to protect you and the best way to do that is to fight with every inch the law allows. We look critically at the evidence and use our experience and scientific knowledge to help fight these charges.

At this point, the best thing you can do for yourself is get the right legal help from an experienced trial lawyer. If you want to fight, call Bowser Law now for your free consultation: (888) 526-9737. Remember, people who can’t afford a conviction chose Mike Bowser.

I Got an OUI! What’s Next? Pretrial Conference

Getting an OUI is scary. For many people, it is the first time they have been in trouble and they don’t know what to expect. In this series of blog posts, we will take a look at the various court events and hearings you can expect when fighting an OUI case in Massachusetts.

Previously, we have covered:

  1. Arraignment

In this post we will explain the next event: Pretrial Conference (PTC)

What to expect during a Pretrial Conference for an OUI case in Massachusetts

Approximately 30 days after your arraignment, the next court date is a pretrial conference (PTC). The purpose of this hearing is to give the defense a chance to make discovery demands from the District Attorney’s (DA) office. This requires them to turn over specific evidence against you. This may include dash cam videos, police reports, the results of your chemical test, medical reports, etc.

It is very important to have an experienced OUI attorney represent you at this hearing because it is important to demand discovery according to specific court procedures. Otherwise, you may not get access to all of the important evidence needed to properly defend your case. If you have hired an attorney, then you are not required to speak at this hearing because the attorney will handle the hearing for you.

At this time, you will also receive a date for your next hearing, called Compliance & Election.

Massachusetts has specific procedures and rules that need to be followed during these hearings. This is why it is in your best interest to hire an attorney who regularly takes OUI case to trial. Most attorneys try to enter a guilty plea so they don’t have to go the extra mile. At Bowser Law, we want to protect you and the best way to do that is to fight with every inch the law allows.

At this point, the best thing you can do for yourself is get the right legal help from an experienced trial lawyer. If you want to fight, call Bowser Law now: (888) 526-9737.

A Year In Review: 2017

Resolution of 140 OUI/DWI cases in Massachusetts and New Hampshire

I finished what was probably my busiest year to date in terms of OUI/DWI defense and trials. In 2017, I was able to resolve 140 Drunk Driving cases in Massachusetts and New Hampshire. That may seem like a lot for one (1) lawyer, but I have the help of two (2) very competent Associates and a wonderful support staff.

I was confronted with the return of dozens of MA OUI Breath Test Cases, which were stayed (postponed), for years in some cases, due to the Consolidated Breath Test Challenge. These cases returned to the trial list in several Courts, including Woburn, Worcester, Fall River, Newburyport, Lowell, Ayer, Fitchburg, Waltham, Dedham and Concord.
Here is a breakdown of the 140 cases I resolved in 2017, including 42 Drunk Driving Defense Trials:

66 OUI Cases in Massachusetts:

Sixteen (16) pleas to a Continued Without A Finding (CWOF) disposition on OUI 1 st offenses;
Seven (7) pleas to Cahill Dispositions, where a 1 st Offense sentence was obtained for an OUI 2 nd Offender, resulting in probation, no jail or hospitalization, and qualification for a Hardship License, subject to installation of the Ignition Interlock Device;
Seven (7) Guilty trial verdicts or plea of Guilty;
Thirty-six (36) Not Guilty trial verdicts, or outright dismissal of the OUI charge;
80% Jury Trial success rate: Out of twenty (20) jury trials, I obtained sixteen (16) Not Guilty verdicts and four (4) guilty verdicts.
100% Bench Trial success date: I obtained nine (9) not guilty findings out of nine (9) bench trials conducted in Massachusetts.

74 DWI Cases in New Hampshire:

Forty (40) agreed upon dismissals of the DWI charge, where a plea to a lesser offense was negotiated to include Reckless Driving, Negligent Driving, or simple moving violations such as Speeding, Traffic Signal, or Equipment violations. The most common was Reckless Driving, which is significant because Reckless Driving is a civil infraction, not a criminal offense, and it is never considered a Drunk Driving Offense. This is incredibly important to Massachusetts Residents, whom may or may not have a prior OUI under the Lifetime Lookback Provisions of Melanie’s Law or be forever treated as a 2 nd Offender if another Drunk Driving conviction resulted in the future;
Fourteen (14) Guilty Pleas to DWI 1 st Offense as a Class B Misdemeanor, where the original charge reduced from a Class A Misdemeanor DWI 2 nd or 3 rd Offense, Aggravated DWI, or Felony Level Aggravated DWI Serious Bodily Injury;
Thirteen (13) Bench Trials with four (4) Not Guilty findings and nine (9) Guilty Findings:
Seven (7) Guilty Pleas to DWI 1 st Offense.

Breath Test Consolidated Appeal Decision – Expert Network, March 3, 2017

Teddy Panos: We’re back here at 980 WCAP Merrimack Valley Radio. Teddy Panos, Chris Poublon. We’re not breaking any laws this morning. I do want to bring in our next guest, however. You heard that theme song. It wasn’t a coincidence that a member of our expert network attorney Mike Bowser is joining us in studio. We don’t encourage you breaking the law but if you do, well, you’re going to need a good lawyer. You might as well call our favorite lawyer. How are you, counselor?

Mike Bowser: I’m doing great. Good morning.

Teddy: Good morning. Good to have you here. How are things?

Mike: Busy.

Teddy: Busy is good. You do more than just — when we bring you in we talk an awful lot about your specialty, which is driving and operating under the influence cases and laws. That’s what we’re here to talk about today. You do handle other cases as well through the law firm?

Mike: Oh yes. We do a lot of criminal defense work. I actually have a drug case today over in the old District Court to a lot of other criminal work and a lot of personal injury litigation both in Mass and New Hampshire.

Breath Test Consolidated Decision

Teddy: Okay. The last couple of times we’ve talked to you, the discussions have been dominated by the problems that you help disclose on our air a year or so ago about the breathalyzer test. How the machine wasn’t calibrating properly or wasn’t properly being calibrated. Who knows what the case may be in many of those cases?

It put at risk, what you said were, hundreds of cases involving folks who had been pulled over for operating under the influence and had been subjected to those breathalyzer tests. You told us that there was going to be a very important ruling coming at some point that would determine the future of these cases and maybe of that machine. The jury reached a verdict.

Mike: Well, not the jury but–

Teddy: [laughs] The judge.

Mike: There was a consolidated group. Originally it started off with about 560 cases from across the commonwealth. The purpose of that consolidated group was we were allowed by the Supreme Court decision to challenge the scientific reliability of the Dräger Alcotest 9510. That’s the particular machine utilized in Massachusetts for breath testing.

As that case went forward for about two years other cases involving breath test evidence were essentially stayed or backed up and placed on pause waiting for the same decision. It got probably close to 3,000 cases across the state. The decision from Judge Robert Brennan who was the judge assigned to conduct the one hearing and write the one decision came down February 16th.

The gist of it is we were challenging the reliability of the software. He found that the software, although not perfect, was scientifically reliable. He found that the machine is able to distinguish alcohol from other interfering substances in the way that it uses its methodology. The science behind the machine, the technology is reliable.

What he did find is that Office of Alcohol Testing — that’s the state agency that was responsible for maintaining, calibrating and then certifying these machines annually; this is about 350 machines or so across the state — prior to September of 2014, they did not have in place any written protocols or procedures as to how they went about calibrating, certifying the machines annually.

If you were to walk into their laboratory prior to that date they would have said “Well, we do it the way we do it. It’s a word of mouth procedure.” Which in a laboratory that’s not scientifically reliable.

Teddy: I was just going to say in a court of law where facts matter and evidence matters, that’s not a good way to conduct business.

Breath Tests Excluded As Evidence

Mike: It was not. He found that that was wholly lacking on the part of the Office of Alcohol Testing. Actually the most important part of the decision going backwards was he ended up saying that or deciding, ordering, that any test done prior to September of 2014 is presumably excluded. The Commonwealth can try to get around that order by bringing in the scientists that actually did the calibration for a particular machine.

That would mean they would have to bring in a scientist for every single breath test prior to that date. His decision, his order, ended up excluding hundreds and hundreds of breath tests, many of which have been waiting for that decision.

Then, interesting enough, through the process — there’s about 10 days of testimony, there were eight to 10 witnesses that testified for both the state and for the defense — we learned a whole lot about the machine. The machine has about a seven percent margin of error. OAT admits that on any given test there is about a seven percent margin of error.

Teddy: That’s high. Well if you’re a .10, .09, .08 that’s certainly high.

Breath Temperature

Mike: Then another thing that came out as a scientist from Dräger testified that within their own corporate studies. They found that breath temperature drifts about six degrees up and down. The machine is set up and it assumes that every person that blows into the device their breath temperature is 34 degrees Celsius. That’s based on a study of six Swedish guys in 1954.

I mean those numbers have been around forever. When they did their own studies, they found that people’s breath temperature goes anywhere from 37 as a high down to 31 as a low. The significance of that is if you’re one degree Celsius high your breath result is elevated six and a half percent. If you’re three degrees over that, then it could be as much as 20% off the wrong way.

The technology exists by way of a thermostat to measure breath temperature and correct for it. Which is how they do it in Europe. It’s how they do it in Alabama. That’s not how they do it in Mass. There is no thermostat in Massachusetts.

If you’re running a fever, you’re just one or two degrees over 34 degrees Celsius, and plus the 7% drift, you can have a significant margin of error. Significantly false positive high breath test. That’s some of the stuff that came out of this hearing process.

Teddy: Who knew the variances? Who knew the potential flaws with this? When did they know it?

Other Breath Test Issues

Mike: Well there are other issues. The machine is supposed to have — it has a fuel cell measuring device and an infrared measuring device. Those to talk to each other. They’re supposed to have a tolerance between the two because if there’s a drift between those two measuring devices, it would indicate an interfering substance is present.

Massachusetts requires 38 micrograms per liter to be the maximum tolerance allowed. Every single machine sent by Dräger into Massachusetts is set up at 60 micrograms per liter, nearly twice. Not a single machine online in Massachusetts is actually set up to the tolerances that OAT requires. We found that out as well. That’s maybe a basis for exclusion going forward if the government can’t show that these devices are actually set up correctly. We came to find out that they’re not.

Teddy: Now again, this is not meant to say, that’s obviously not meant to encourage operating under the influence, drinking and driving. It’s not meant to say that when you are pulled over because you have been swerving, because you hit a parked car or a moving car that you’re not under the influence. Obviously, that’s something serious and needs to be dealt with. You can tell when someone is really drunk.

What we’re talking about here, however, is that we thought we had a scientific method to determine that. When they start — the blood alcohol level used to be higher before and then it got dropped to .08. A lot of that was based on that we had science that determined who was under the influence, who wasn’t, at what level.

We’ve also have been under the impression for decades now that we could measure it dispassionately. We’re not talking about the observations of an officer. We’re not talking about what he saw, what the suspect did. We’re talking about pure, hard and fast science. We’re not, are we?

Mike:  We’re not.

Teddy: We are talking about a machine that is very, very flawed and really can’t tell you the truth to the specific degree. Where as you said if you are .23 you are a .2, we get it. If you’re .09 or .10 or if you blew .08, .09, .10.

Mike:  These are criminal prosecutions. This is a courtroom where it is proof beyond a reasonable doubt.

Teddy: Loss of licence.

Mike: Proof to a moral certainty is the standard of proof. Before this hearing process, I think many jurors would come to believe that that machine is perfect, it’s magic. And it’s not.

D0es This Decision Dismiss all Drunk Driving Charges?

What is also important to realize is that the decision doesn’t dismiss all of these drunk driving charges. It just says these cases are going forward. These people are all going to be prosecuted and go to trial if they choose to do so. They’re just going to go to trial without the breath test evidence. They’re still going to be facing OUI charge with observations, field sobriety tests, how they were driving, how they were acting.

In these particular cases that one piece of evidence has been removed from the equation. The judge — you can tell throughout this decision, which I thought was pretty well done — he understands the importance of these test results. They can have the effect of basically a guaranteed conviction, in many cases, because that number is over that .08 threshold. If a jury is taking that to be a perfect machine — a reliable machine — it is very difficult to overcome that evidence.

The End of the Breathalyzer?

Teddy: Is this the beginning of the end of the breathalyzer machine as we know it? Is it the beginning of getting a better machine? A better way of determining if somebody is under the influence especially when they’re borderline?

Mike: I think what came out of this decision is that the machine works as it’s designed to. It’s not a bad machine. There were some definite issues with the way that it was put into the field. How it was calibrated. How it was certified so that a defense practitioner wanting to challenge the history of the machine, the validity of the machine, would be at a loss to do so just because of the way that it was put online. Things have improved. They’ve improved as a result of this litigation. They’ve improved as a result of changes that have been made at OAT. I mean, that’s our job. We push back and hopefully things get better for our clients and better for everybody overall.

Teddy: Do you have clients that are affected by this decision of February 16th? Now, I know with confidentiality you can’t give me too much, but–

Mike: No, out of the original 560, I think I had 35. So now I’m going to be trying three OUI cases a week for the next six months.

Teddy: Is your winning percentage about to go up? You batting average is going to improve, right? You’re going to be like Big Papi when he came from the Twins to the Red Socks?

[laughter]

Mike: I’m going to be going for that short right field fence.

[laughter]

Mike: No, I’m happy to have cases now going to juries without breath test evidence, certainly. Those cases are, I think, easier to overcome without the breath test evidence. My job is that much easier for those particular cases. Then, on the cases where my tests weren’t excluded, I’ve got more work to do. I’ve found out quite a bit about the machine that I’m going to use going forward.

Teddy: We always like to say, we certainly don’t encourage you to require attorney Bowser’s services. Don’t drink and drive. Don’t take any drugs and drive and you won’t be in need of them. What we know, human nature is human nature. Somebody you know — maybe you, one of these days — is going to be in need of his services. How do we get ahold of you, counselor?

Mike: My website is bowserlaw.com. You can go through the website and get me 24/7. The phone number is 1-888-5-Bowser.

Teddy: How can you not like this guy? He comes in here, puts up with me on a monthly basis. I’m trying to put him out of business. I’m trying to tell people, “Don’t do it.” It’s going to put him out of business.

Mike: Yes. I figure I have about 10 years left before self-driving vehicles. That’ll be right about the time that I can retire, maybe.

Teddy: I was going to say, technology might change and make all this moot anyway, won’t it?

Mike: Sure. That’s why I have the other parts of my practice.

Teddy: All right. One more time, how do folks get in touch with you, counselor?

Mike: It’s bowserlaw.com and 1-888-5-Bowser.